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"As the children and their guardians go to town on the wallpaper, [Willy] Wonka declares: ‘Lick an orange. It tastes like an orange. The strawberries taste like strawberries! The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!’ We laugh, because ‘snozzberries’ is obviously a fanciful, fictional word, and nobody knows what they really were. Except that Roald Dahl, the book’s author, knew exactly what snozzberries were: They’re dicks. Snozzberries are dicks. Willy Wonka made those kids lick dick-flavored wallpaper." #CrackedClassic
who… are you?
i feel like this is ben affleck whatever his name is
Ideal man wowowoow
ben affleck wishes he was this hot
I cannot even fucking deal with how sexy this is.
Seniors at my school made this and its literally the sickest thing ever
PLEASE WATCH THIS
Casually reblogging this again because trueness
Similarities between Breaking Bad and Pulp Fiction.
this some bullshit
The most disgusting article I think I’ve ever read in my life. I already had to tell off two guys who posted it on FB, so I won’t write a ton about it here. Actually I kind of wish anyone who enjoyed this article would wear a…
Words of wisdom.