The kids are like, “books are boring!”
"Boring!?" says Mr. Bobo. "Books are an adventure!"
Then he snatches the books away from the kids and fastens them to the bottom of his shoes like skis. He jumps and lands into a crouching position.
"I’m skiing!" screams Mr. Bobo, but the books have a kind of surprise traction against the snowy hill and Mr. Bobo doesn’t go anywhere. He panics for a second and then settles for running around the yard yelling something about snowshoes, but the kids are already inside the house by then.
Later, the kids find out that Mr. Bobo is a soulless demon that lives inside the body of a scarecrow.
America’s Funniest Robots
If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.
in kevin spacey, no one can hear you kevin screamy
ya can fucken smell it
I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE
who works at the gym is “completely shocked” to learn that I am 26 and won’t stop commenting on it. He is 21 and thought I was his age or younger. I know it’s supposed to be a compliment but seriously how do people imagine 26 yr olds to look!??! Wrinkled and haggard? Get a grip, world